Almost missed another weekend of blogging and it’s so bad cuz I committed to blog-a-week and so I MUST commit to my commitment. EH.

Just this pass Monday, was talking to Apple Joi on the phone and I remember asking her, “Umn.. Joi.. Do I have a late look? I mean, do I look like the unreliable type that’s always getting late for events and stuff? Cuz I think some people may be under the impression I’m that kinda person.. :(”

Joi: I think maybe? Cuz you may come off as the naughty type?
Me: Naughty? Heh? Man… I wanna look reliable… trustworthy
Joi: Don’t worry Sam, people won’t treat you different just cuz of that. And you know, the rebel look is cool?
Me: But you know, like, I want people to believe they can leave things in my hands and trust nothing will go wrong. I mean, of course circumstances can ruin things like that, but argh…. :( :( :(
[We talked for quite a bit more on the topic..]
Me: ArGH!! Some people actually agreed I have the late look!!!
[And then it suddenly dawned upon joi…]
Joi: Wait. Did you say “late”? Sam, “late” or “laid”???
Me: … LATE Joy. L-A-T-E. WHAT the hell did you hear?? Wut, LAID??
Joi: I heard “laid”… XD
Me: OMG no wonder you said “naughty” cuz I was wondering “naughty” and “rebel”.. what the… AHAHAHAhahah… ARGh you loser!!! Wait. Laid? JOY you think I look like I’m.. WTH jOi..

Ah she makes my life so fun yet so confusing at the same time.

And reminds me… it was after that call, I was signing up for sub-committees in my Hall so I joined my roomie (Seraphine) checking out the different  sub-coms. Joined up for publicity and some writing thing.. and got pulled into recreation com too but I heard you don’t do too much in it so daz cool. But was SO embarrassing cuz I was helping the com leaders promote that particular sub-com and so people that came by, I kinda said stuff like, “Hey there, wanna join? Yea it’s fun! You get to play BRIDGE YOU KNOW??” and that kinda stuff. And then this particular dude came by to check it out, and I said, “Hi there, have you joined this sub-com yet? You wanna join?? You should join!!” And then the com leader (Mervyn) very suddenly piped up, “Umn, Sam. You know, he’s the hall president.”

Me: O___O Oh. Oh shit. Oh. H-hi… Mr President. Oh shit. *crawls under table and bangs head on floor*

OMG am I badly informed or WHAT? You see?? I just gave people such a STUPID impression of me and I don’t think I can ever live it down. What makes things worse is I think I MAY just do it again cuz I’ve kinda *ahem* forgotten how the president looked like.. again. Shitez.

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My group’s presentation on Roman didn’t come off as badly as I had been anticipating.. Donna said we did pretty good, actually. And this totally reminds me about that convo I had with Mainyy [Toxic] just the night before when I [And eat it too] was scrambling to get my stuff organized..

MSN convo:

[about to sign off]
Toxic: okokk.. go do your ROMAN.
Toxic: omg.
Toxic: that sounded wrong.
Toxic: …
Toxic: go erm. Study your roman.. thing?
And eat it too: O_O
Toxic: okay. That doesn’t sound much better.
And it eat too: Actually mainy, I think it sounded worse..
Toxic: shall shut up.
Toxic: bye. 

WAHAHAHA… YES. I have studied my roman thing. Riteo.

We look like idiots.

Ok, maybe just KENNY. XD

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Speaking of Mainny and our dirty talking.. (quote mainyy: “SAM!! Who will I dirty talk with once you’re gone??!?”) apparently it CAN happen even when she’s not there. I begin to suspect that maybe it’s not just her and neither is it just me, but rather it’s actually the BOTH of us and it will follow us wherever we go…

Little misunderstandings like:

Me: *holding food* Don’t know if I can finish this..  Yan ying, do you want some off me?
Yan Ying: No I do not want any of you.
Me: OFF you loser. OFF. O-F-F, OFF.

Grp 6 again and the convo people are me, Jiet Sie and Suzy.

Jiet: So how are things with your roommate?
Me: Yea, we click pretty well.
Jiet: But what do you two do every night? I mean, besides just sleep?
Me: … *resists* …
Jiet: Ok I realize that sounded kinda wrong..
Me: Yes. But yea, me and my roomie are pretty tight. We talk and stuff and mess around a little too..
[This part you gotta know that Suzy met my roomie, Sera, before cuz we went jogging the night before the day we had this convo.. and Suzy’s bunch wanted to run the FIVE km route but Sera suggested pulling out earlier (thank GOD for her) and so we did just that while Suzy’s people went on ahead.. And Suzy wanted to inquire if Sera was alright..]
Suzy: Oh yea, so how was your roomie last night? Oh wait. That sounded… *starts laughing head off*
Me: *almost instinctively* Oh yea she was great. Didn’t run too much cuz we had to save up the stamina, you know? But yea, she’s superb.

Yeaap. Follows me wherever I go…

Wait. WHY is it no one’s laughing and everyone’s gaping in surpr- YES OMG YES I CAN JOG JUST ARGGHH ALL OF YOU.

And Yan Ying, she is SO TEH HILARIOUS. Check this mass mail I got from her:

Oh wait. You gotta know who’s who first and since she only mentioned the guys’ names, I’ll name them from left to right.

They’re all at the top of the stairs..

Aidan (in blue), Wei hao (in dark brown), Han Jie (light brown, behind girl in white, whose name is Aidah – the orgasmic ondeh ondeh thing.. HAHA), Kenny (in purple), Selamat (in red and white, and you can’t see half his face)

Oh yea, Jiet’s the girl in white with tied up hair and hair band, Suzy’s the girl in white too, below Aidah. Farah’s (“I will chop my head off”) the girl in yellow up front. Sherrie’s the girl in light green just behind her..

BUT YES back to the Yan Ying email.. SO funny:

Bawhahaaa... the guys at the top of the stairs look like one gang like that.

Weihao: The sibeh cool gangster head (Machiam like purposely strike pose for the camera one lor.)
Kenny: The fan tong (rice barrel) Ah Beng always with his mouth full with food one.
Aidan: The computer nerd geek always hacking programs for the gang
Hanjie: The skinhead gangster doing the dirty jobs.
Selamat: Cannot see, but he can be the small fry gangster, first one to be killed onscreen.

 And the rest of us are all their xiao jie lor!! :pppPPppp

Ok, so maybe it’ll be A LOT funnier if you actually KNEW the guys and their personalities…

But shite she rocks. XD

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Anyway. Signing off with a quote I got from my Drawing Foundation teacher, Hanness (man is that how you spell it?? o_o) He’s the cutest German thing that totally reminds our grp of Winnie the Pooh. He loved the Teacher’s Day present we got him – guess what yes you are smart Winnie the pooh. ^__^

We saw him at the canteen, and he had TWO drinks with him – one coke, one fruit juice. The strangest combination. And we asked him why, and he said he drank a lot of liquid but the thing is they were really unhealthy looking combinations too.

Hanness: Well I don’t smoke. And I don’t drink. I HAvE to die of something...

Now imagine it in a German accent. CUTE!!!!